As we reported earlier Julian Assange has masterminded a clever plot to enter the music business: those alleged Swiss bank account CDs actually contain his songs.
Now it looks like the first Wikileaks based music video has already appeared on youtube. Check it out:
The last thing that the world needed was more white guys rapping!
Many mainstream media outlets have reported that Julian Assange has received two CDs from a former Swiss banker Rudolf Elmer containing details of ‘tax evader’ celebrities and politicians. Here is a picture of the happy couple.
Surprisingly none of those so called professional reporters took any notice in the odd shape of the CD cases. Just look at them!
When was the last time you saw such a strange CD case?
No, scratch that. When was the last time you saw information handed over on a CD ?!?
It is obvious that Mr. Assange has to either get with the times and purchase a memory stick or his is just putting on a show.
Since we have a lot of respect towards Mr. Assange Hippileaks suspected that there was more to this CD than some bank records (boooring!)
Our own team of volunteer slave hackers used nano-flux networks to gain access to the computers that have the CDs in them at the moment.
To our big surprise they don’t contain any data at all – they are just regular audio CDs! So what is on those discs – the next Eurovision song contest winning song? No, nobody cares about that crap!
What we found is even more surprising than we could have imagined. It seems that Julian has actually recorded a rap song version of the classic ‘Jailhouse Rock’ featuring R. Kelly!
His plan is so clever yet so simple. With all the free publicity he has already received around the world this song will surely be multi platinum hit!
Here is a message from Julian Assange where he tells you why he smells better than your government.
As a bonus he releases top secret information about Sarah Palin.
Santa going over his naughty or nice list
Hippieleaks.org has received documents that contain the names of all the people in the Santa’s naughty or nice list. That means everyone is on that list!
Currently the staff of Hippileaks.org is verifying the authenticity of this list and we are also checking the background of the elf who provided us the information. Once we are absolutely sure that this is the real deal we will upload the list to public server all around the world.
We can already tell you this much that the list is very detailed and the reports go back hundreds of years so this could be the revelation of the century. The old man and his gang of spy elves have been intruding our privacy for too long and it is time we put an end to it!
Please note that it has been previously reported by some fake wikileaks type sites that Santa is not real (wikileaksforkids). We believe that this information was spread in anticipation of the publication of the Naughy or Nice list to discredit it. Please don’t fall victim to these lies and stay tuned for updates!
Julian Assange explain why he and not Zuckerberg should be the Time’s person of the year.
Kim on the catwalk
One son of North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il is too busy playing video games to take over the country, according to a video game surprise found among the reams of U.S. government cables disseminated by the Wikileaks organization.
In a September 2008 cable, a member of the U.S. consulate in Shanghai writes to the U.S. State Department, assessing the future prospects of the North Korean nation whose iron-fisted leader had been rumored to be in ill health.
Read more at http://kotaku.com/5710244/us-pegs-kim-jong+ils-second-son-as-a-gaming-loser
